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pseu·do
–adjective
Not actually but having the appearance of; pretended; false or spurious; sham.

lame·tas·tic
–adjective
The adjective form of lame; being overly lame.

pseu·do·lame·tas·tic
–adjective
Not actually but having the appearance of being overly lame (the combined meanings of the two words of which it is made up).

tale
–noun
a narrative that relates the details of some real or imaginary event, incident, or case; story.

There he began. Embarking on his virgin voyage into the sea that was the world, or rather, the blogging world. Excited, confused, thirsty. He nervously clambered onto the deck of his newly discovered vessel. After much thought, he decided on a direction of wandering. Henceforth, he travels.